Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Milk


Milk
Originally uploaded by distjecta
Top Tens Signs Your GF might be a Slut

She show’s up to breakfast with the same make up she had on
prior to leaving the house last night.

Is proud of her ass divots.

Her thong panties and low- rise jeans are color coordinated
to match each day of the week.

She’s bookmarked the casual encounters section of Craigslist.

Low cut blouses are appropriate no matter what the occasion.

She can describe her favorite top ten porn scenes and wants to
act them out.

There’s a tramp stamp with her initials on it.

She proofread the Kama Sutra and invented 69 new positions.

She repeats what she ate for lunch and it ain’t milk.

She has pet names for each of her sex toys which she keeps on her
bookshelf.

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